Friday, 5 October 2012

Gangnam Style Trumps Swag


Remember all those crappy swag pics out there?









Yes. Those are the memes and adverts that annoy me yet make me want to click on links to see if they've been lynched yet.  *Eye twitch!*

So don't associate Gangnam Style with swag.  It feels like Gangnam Style gets sullied being associated with the word.  It's like YOLO.  Just as mindless and annoying.  At least Gangnam Style is just plain silly and cartoon like.  Because that's what PSY is.  He's like a cartoon character.  Have you seen all the awesome cover art he has?  I some of his stage performances, you can even see caricatures of PSY as Superman, a Mermaid, or even a romantic Fabio type.









PSY doesn't take himself seriously.  Gangnam Style doesn't even take itself seriously.

Here's the way I look at it:  Posers use "swag" like it's the new age "je ne sais quoi." but are too lazy to say it.  Some kind of intangible coolness that only they can purchase with their allowance and no one else can.  They also use "YOLO" as an excuse to do stupid things that may get them killed.  "Man, I got so much swag drinking my greygoose and driving really fast.  #YOLO"  I don't think I'm the only one hoping that survival of the fittest kicks in.

Remember: Gangnam Style beats swag everyday.



Gangnam Style Hipsters




If it's not the dance moves or the video people are talking about, it's about when they saw it first.

That's right.  Hipsters everywhere are arguing who was first to be exposed to the awesome rays of Gangnam Style first, but what will that prove?

"Oh, I used to listen to Gangnam Style, but now it's so mainstream."

Please.  Really?

Then there are the tales of those that go out of their way to show their friends, co-workers or schoolmates Gangnam Style only to be made fun of.  "No, we listen to real music, nerd."  Only for a week later for them to post on some social media nonsense. "OMG!  This is muh favoritest songs evah!  I knew about it weeks ago!"

It fills me with a mixture of annoyance and mirth.  Mirth that people never change and annoyance as I'm faced with the thought, "Maybe I'm just as sheepish as they are?"  

Naaaah.  I was listening to K-Pop already.  This wasn't new to me.  I'll admit though, I'm a sheep in my own way.  I already have my PSY costume and so do a lot of other people!



Thursday, 4 October 2012

Gangnam Style Bow Tie

So let's examine the choices of bow ties out there to go with the Gangnam Style Costume.

PSY wears two types of bow ties in his Gangnam Style music video.  

Black Bow Tie

White Bow Tie
Whether the bow tie is black or white, it is obviously a classic bow tie.  One that requires a bow tie knot to wear.

How can I tell?  Well he's obviously wearing it down around his neck in sequences during the video.
Loose black bow tie while screaming at butts!


There's a variety of styles out there for the Gangnam Style costume, but at this point, I'm going to have to go with the class bow tie.

Why wouldn't I choose from other varieties?

Snap on metal clasp bow tie: It falls off and I'm not noticing, my costume is ruined until I find another one

Velcro bow tie: If I undo it and let it hang around my neck, it'll be unbalanced. Again it'll fall off.  Remember: Gravity.

Elastic bow tie: Ever had a bow tie pulled on you really far and then let go of?  Don't remember that as a child?  Then lucky you!  It hurts.  Especially if it's one of those heavy crumpled pieces of fabric, shot at your throat like a sling shot.  Oh, it'll hit it's mark and it... Will... Hurt!

Tuxedo T-Shirt bow tie:  Up to you really.  I prefer a little bit more authenticity.

Overall:  If I want to transition from PSY in the Blue Tuxedo jacket to Screaming-Yet-Relaxed-Look PSY, I'm going to have to go with the classic bow tie and knot.  Then I'll be able to let it hand and get that bit of authenticity I'm looking for.

So that means that I have to...

1) Get my hands on a classic cut bow tie

2) Learn how to tie a bow tie knot

3) Profit!

Learning how to tie a bow tie at first was frustrating.  I expected instant results to go with my outfit to make it complete.  Here's the image I learned it from.




This image drove me nuts.  It was rather annoying because my neck it huuuuuge.  *Incidentally, my cranium is massive.*  The tie I got from the suit store wasn't the right size for me!  Whaaaaaaaaat? I figured that out on the third try as I realized I was going to choke myself if I didn't cease.

So my friend at Loki's Wardobe (Found on Etsy) made me the correct sized tie.  Really?  A size 20? Yikes! I better stop going to Korean BBQ so often.

So I finally got the bow tie knot done proper.  Awesome!  Here's a video below to help you tie a classic bow tie knot.  Learn from my mistakes!


Remember to fit the middle of your bow tie so it's not all messed up when you're done.  It gives it that clean look.

So to everyone, find what's best for you and what you're comfortable with.  As long as you enjoy yourself this Halloween and have fun the Gangnam Style way!






Also, Bow Ties are COOL!


Saturday, 22 September 2012

Pics of me in my Gangnam Style Costume

Where did I get my Gangnam Style Costume?

If you're wondering where I got my sweet threads, I got them at my friend's Etsy store.  You get find it at http://www.etsy.com/shop/LokisWardrobe

She's got the coat, the bow tie and she'll even throw in the sunglasses that you see me wearing.   Yeah, she's got me modelling them and you know what?  I feel really good wearing this outfit.








Gangnam Style Image


The Image

Psy is not the best looking dude.  He wasn't endowed with handsome chiselled looks or pretty boy flair.  He's 35 years old, short, and round.  While the body type doesn't conform to the industry standard for commercial appeal; not even for South Korea if you've ever seen their boy band videos; people still love Psy exactly the way he is.  It's even in the lyrics of Gangnam Style.  He might not be physically built, but he is socially buff and full of personality. 




As an Asian male, living in the Western world, I completely identify with this body type.  While sometimes I feel that it holds me back, I have no excuses after watching this awesome video of Gangnam Style.

Yes, I got the blue tuxedo, the bow tie AND the sunglasses altogether in a single package from http://www.etsy.com/shop/LokisWardrobe

You should check it out while supplies last.  She hand crafts the jacket and bow ties.

Gangnam Style Reaction




The world has fallen completely in love with Psy and his hit single, Gangnam Style. 
The South Korean rapper who's been in the business for a decade has exploded onto the scene and is making up for some lost time.

This time, the whole world will hear his message, whether they entirely understand it or not.  That's the beauty of Gangnam Style.  Psy is breaking down the language barrier that most musical artists hit.  Something that might be a hit in the U.S. might do well in Canada, but might not translate well into another language, say Russian.


Meanwhile, there's Psy.  He's created such a catchy beat, coupled with outlandish dance moves and colorful imagery, that it translate well across the board.  You don't need to understand the words to know that it's high energy.  You don't have to get the meaning or the subtle satirical overtones in this musical piece.  You just got to bob your head and grin.

Even in the behind the scenes footage of Psy, in making the Gangnam Style video shows him having the time of his life.  He did things because it was fun or plain funny to him.  He was living in the now and it translated well.

The song has made it to No.1 in the US iTunes Top Songs chart, andin 18 other countries including Canada, Argentina, Czech Republic, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Lithuania, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Taiwan and Thailand.

Remember to get your Gangnam Style costume at http://www.etsy.com/shop/LokisWardrobe 

If you haven't seen the video yet,  check it out below



Gangnam Style Costume






Which Gangnam Style Costume is the best?  Which one should you get?

The dance moves, the video and the wardrobe has captivated audiences from around the world.  People who have recently joined the Gangnam Style bandwagon have found a green t-shirt that resembles Psy’s outfit during his debut on the “Today Show”.  They think that slapping on a green tuxedo t-shirt just any old pair of sunglasses will do for the Gangnam Style.
That's not going to cut it.  Anyone can get their hands on a tuxedo or a t-shirt, but it's not what exemplifies the video.  It's simply not the signature outfit.

Yes, Psy wears a number of outfits in the video, but the one that has bled into the collective consciousness of everyone who's been exposed to the video is the one and only.  The Blue Suit.




Me in my sweet blue tuxedo jacket made my Loki's Wardrobe



The Gangnam Style Halloween Costume

It's blue, it's true, it's the signature jacket that everyone will see and shout, "Gangnam Style!"   Then bust out the dance moves as you walk down the street.  Forget the party store jacket that barely fits, or the costume jacket that has electrical tape all over it.  Don't overpay for something that looked ridiculous before you even get it modified.  What  you want is the cool, the smooth, properly sized signature blue tuxedo jacket. 
Baby blue is the bold choice, but that's the Gangnam Style way.  This tuxedo jacket is trimmed in a darker color around the lapel and faux flap packets.  The outline lends to the comic-book appeal to this ensemble and it's perfect for all your action packed dancing needs. 

 Look like a hero.  Dance like a hero.



I admit, I am an absolute fan of the song and video.  So I went to one of my friends who had the know-how, and she made me the exact Gangnam Style Blue Tuxedo Jacket.  Yeah, it's ever so sweet.

I actually went out to a club and everyone I met went nuts over it.  It's weird when everyone runs up to you and starts to do the Gangnam Style Dance.  People bought me shots.  I had my picture taken A LOT! And I have to say, some of this attention I got was not bad at all.  I won't mind doing this again next weekend.

You can get the exact coat I have at http://www.etsy.com/shop/LokisWardrobe
Yep.  It's handmade and not a single person was giving slave wages to make it.  Loki's Wardrobe at Etsy is a friend of mine, I admit.  But she does some sweet work and it won't cost you an arm and a leg.  Some of the things online boasting about their jackets won't even show you the real thing.  They'll just show you pictures of PSY and let you imagine what you'll get.

S if you go over to the Loki's Wardrobe shop, you won't be disappointed.  She'll even throw in a proper bow tie.  Yeah.  I actually had to learn how to tie a proper bow tie knot.

For those that order early on, there are some sweet sunglasses that get tossed in there for free.  
"Bow Ties are cool!"